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New Government Study Fails To Locate Mexicans Who Know What A Ladder Is Posted By : Tom Attea-NewsLa
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An extensive study by the U. S. government of Mexicans hoping to enter America illegally has concluded that not a single one of them knows what a ladder is.This key finding has given impetus to funding for extensions of the border fence between America an...

New Bush Tactic On Stay The Course In Iraq: Dont Say It; Just Stay It. Posted By : Tom Attea-NewsLau
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The press was abuzz with the news that President Bush has dropped the dumb saying in regard to Iraq that America will stay the course. Unfortunately, almost all other comments emanating from the oval office indicate that he intends to keep the same dumb s...

The Invention of Land Creatures; Part Seven, The Invention of Everything, An Eyewitness Account Post
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When todays meeting began, there was a special excitement in the air. We had invented the creatures that would go in the water and the air. Now, we were going to invent the land creatures. Once we decided on them, wed have creatures for all the places whe...

Debate Opponent Knocks Hillarys Looks; Surgically Removes Self From Contention Posted By : Tom Attea
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There are a lot of things you can say about Hillary Clinton, and just about all of them have been said too many times. Now, her Republican opponent for Senate in New York, John Spencer, decided to say something about her looks. "You ever see a pic...

Halloween Takes A Hit; Ghosts And Vampires Are Now Scientifically Impossible Posted By : Tom Attea-N
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As if Halloween isn't in big enough trouble because of the ability of the everyday world to spook us, two of the fright night's favorite ways of horrifying children have now been declared scientific impossibilities. A scientist, determined to disabuse...

Liseys Story By Stephen King: A Romance Just In Time For Halloween Posted By : Tom Attea-NewsLaugh.c
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Stephen King has published a new book that is supposed to be a romance. But it turns out to be a romance that should might best take place during Halloween. He has not only written about two characters who loved each other; he has reverted to character. ...

Communists Sell North Korea And Iran The Noose To Hang Themselves With Posted By : Tom Attea-NewsLau
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Remember Lenins quip that The capitalists would sell us the noose to hang them with? Talk about the inevitability of history. Now the statement seems to apply more to the communists. When UN sanctions went into effect against North Korean, Beijing vowe...

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